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Team First Title Most Recent Title Total Titles Timeline Ends After
Brazil 1958 2002 5 2058
France 1998 2018 2 2038
Germany 1954 2014 4 2034
Spain 2010 2010 1 2030
Italy 1934 2006 4 2026

The Laws of the No Whine Timeline

The First Law of the No Whine Timeline
Upon winning the championship of their sport, no team's fans may whine, bitch and moan, grouse, grumble, or otherwise complain about said team, the team's performance, on- or off-the-field personnel, etc., for the five succeeding seasons.
The Second Law of the No Whine Timeline (the Dynasty Corollary)
If, during the time the No Whine Timeline is in effect for any team, that team wins their championship, an additional five seasons of the No Whine Timeline are tacked on to the end of the current Timeline.
The Third Law of the No Whine Timeline (the Montreal Exception)
If twenty (20) consecutive seasons pass without a team winning their championship, then their Timeline ends, regardless of the effects of the Second Law.
The Fourth Law of the No Whine Timeline (the World Cup Rule)
For championships that are won less frequently than every year, all lengths-of-time of the No Whine Timeline are multiplied by the number of years between championships.
The Fifth Law of the No Whine Timeline (the First Amendment)
The First Law is hereby amended with the following: For the duration of any team's No Whine Timeline, no fan of that team may whine, bitch and moan, grouse, grumble or otherwise complain about any of the following entities, with regards to how their words or actions relate to the team: referees, players/coaches/personnel from other teams, league Commissioners, TV and radio personalities, sportswriters, sportscasters, bloggers, reporters, podcasters, internet commenters, or ranting crazy people on subways or any other form of public transportation.